Listen, I’ll do any fucking other thing, other than stand-up, for money. Like, I’ll do the worst movie, the worst TV show; I don’t give a fucking shit about that stuff. But stand-up, I’ve got to go with merit on that one. I mean, I don’t like being immodest, but in this one particular area I don’t want anybody else’s hands touching it. I mean, I’m a whore like everybody else, because I take money from things I’m no good at, but the stand-up itself, I want merit more than success.
Norm Macdonald
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